The Tunisian Ass Worm
by admin on September 6, 2009
The Tunisian Ass Worm is a very unpleasant fellow. Usually contracted in water contaminated by slugs and fecal material, and especially in Tunisia! Leech Hunter travel division advises wearing mesh stockings over your special parts if you venture into slug and fecal infected Tunisian waters. Symptoms of a Tunisian Ass Worm infection include explosive diarrhea, excessive itching, all around crankiness. How to get rid of the Tunisian Ass Worm? Well, hospitals offer an unpleasant invasive procedure. Home removal involves the use of kerosene, a small fishing reel, a butane lighter, and WD-40.
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I’m glad I came across this site- I will definitely wear mesh the next time I’m in fecal, slug infested waters near Tunisia!
Oh wow. First, anything with a name like that would be disturbing enough to keep me out of ANY water!!!!
Hahaha! This is the most funny shit ever! xD
u stupid think that this is true?
Yes Khaled, we do!
LeechMaster
Yes that was good stuff. good laugh!! more of this……
You messed-up Tunisia is in north Africa , that shit couldn’t possibly travel through the great sahara ( a large chunk of Africa that contains sand and Twerigs * )
*half arab , half black, half berber, half Martian people short as an Omani and as powerfull as 1.83 Vikings**
** depends on condition , a viking is as poweful as 1.83 Twerigs in the north pole , in the desert it’s the opposite .
Tuareg ,it’s how i actually should have written it but who cares
you guys are fags, this isnt true and if it were what makes you think its only in tunisia?
Dear “you guys are fags,”
thank you for your comment and your dedicated readership, and your purchase of twelve leechhunter.com shirts and commemorative hoodie! As you know, wierd stuff happens in tunisa, which is why we reccomend fishnet stalkings when swimming there. Would you like to order your third pair? The first two were delivered last month but if you are out….