The Tunisian Ass Worm

by admin on September 6, 2009

iStock_000008425063XSmall-150x150iStock_000004726801XSmallThe Tunisian Ass Worm is a very unpleasant fellow. Usually contracted in water contaminated by slugs and fecal material, and especially in Tunisia! Leech Hunter travel division advises wearing mesh stockings over your special parts if you venture into slug and fecal infected Tunisian waters. Symptoms of a Tunisian Ass Worm infection include explosive diarrhea, excessive itching, all around crankiness. How to get rid of the Tunisian Ass Worm? Well, hospitals offer an unpleasant invasive procedure. Home removal involves the use of kerosene, a small fishing reel, a butane lighter, and WD-40.

{ 10 comments… read them below or add one }

Emily S September 7, 2009 at 8:25 pm

I’m glad I came across this site- I will definitely wear mesh the next time I’m in fecal, slug infested waters near Tunisia!

Carina September 8, 2009 at 10:09 am

Oh wow. First, anything with a name like that would be disturbing enough to keep me out of ANY water!!!! 🙂

Crow January 3, 2010 at 5:46 pm

Hahaha! This is the most funny shit ever! xD

tunisian April 27, 2010 at 5:00 pm

u stupid think that this is true?

LeechMaster May 5, 2010 at 10:02 pm

Yes Khaled, we do!


Ben January 22, 2011 at 10:48 am

Yes that was good stuff. good laugh!! more of this……

Another tunisian that got directed here from uncyclopedia January 29, 2011 at 6:24 pm

You messed-up Tunisia is in north Africa , that shit couldn’t possibly travel through the great sahara ( a large chunk of Africa that contains sand and Twerigs * )

*half arab , half black, half berber, half Martian people short as an Omani and as powerfull as 1.83 Vikings**

** depends on condition , a viking is as poweful as 1.83 Twerigs in the north pole , in the desert it’s the opposite .

Another tunisian that got directed here from uncyclopedia January 29, 2011 at 6:30 pm

Tuareg ,it’s how i actually should have written it but who cares

another other tunisian that was also directed here from uncyclopedia December 28, 2011 at 2:58 pm

you guys are fags, this isnt true and if it were what makes you think its only in tunisia?

LeechMaster February 24, 2012 at 8:47 pm

Dear “you guys are fags,”

thank you for your comment and your dedicated readership, and your purchase of twelve shirts and commemorative hoodie! As you know, wierd stuff happens in tunisa, which is why we reccomend fishnet stalkings when swimming there. Would you like to order your third pair? The first two were delivered last month but if you are out….

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