The basement dwelling carpet snake

by LeechMaster on February 24, 2012

This little critter lives in Oregon basements and only comes out at night and in the morning to spawn with other carpet snakes. obtained this exclusive photo from a young couple who shamelessly and foolishly used thier fingers as lures, which the carpet snake then mounted. Fun to play with, but avoid bite at all cost. Lost out to the Tunisian Ass worm for the national animal of Tunisia.

Special Powers.

  1. Hysterical laugher
  2. involuntary spooning
  3. finger snuggling

Effect of Bite:

  1. Kidney failure
  2. Increased risk of conjoined twin myslexia
  3. Seeing in quadroople
  4. Turning Tunisian





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