The Hawaiian chum cluster

by LeechMaster on March 6, 2012

The Hawaii chum cluster is found mostly in the islands of Hawaii. it is mostly used as shark bait, but stupid tourists can buy it at street corners. one interesting fact that we found is that a Hawaiian cult used it for ritual sacrifice. Chum clusters are the product of more than 3 Hawaiian tourists yacking over a boat at the same time and genetic engineering.

Special Power: Sharks are sexually attracted to swimmers that touch the chum clusters, Slight monster-ism, deformation of skin, insanity, compulsion to love on large stuffed animals.

Prey: Unbelievers,  smaller chum clusters, Tunisian ass worms that become lost at sea.


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