The Deadly Mexican Organ Destroyer

by LeechMaster on October 11, 2012

The Deadly Mexican Organ Destroyer is a nasty virus found primarily in Mexico. The virus is passed by flatulence in small enclosed spaces, such as elevators, dorm rooms, and IKEA kitchen displays. On farting, a carrier will fill the enclosed space with tiny virus particles. For some unknown reason, the farts are loud but scentless. Infection requires a concentration of virus particles found only in small spaces. Once infected, carriers begin to amass body weight.  As the disease progresses,  vital organs are converted to mush, which is then expelled with great force.

Origin:  Mexican Government bio weapon research accident.  Workers eating street tacos and experimenting with Ebola created it.



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